Alfo

Uhhhhhhh, QUEER!
Alfo, A.K.A. "Queer", is a man-ladyboy thing who is known for playing Gears of War and overall being a batty boy. He frequents DotA 2 (favourite passtime of Bryan) and frequently engages in coitus with Eric "The Birdman".

Appearance

 * Long silky-smooth hair
 * Face pubis
 * Small hands
 * Small dick

Other
It is rumored that Alfo may have finally cut his hair, but since he is a real gae nigga who doesn't talk to his OG friends, no one has any evidence of the transition.