Bryan

The Legendary Cheater
Bryan is a Mexican Android, and is known to be the biggest cheater in the entire universe. It is said that his hands have been replaced with the B.H.C.S. (Bionic Hands Cheating System) which is why he always wins at every game he plays.

Bryan's Favourite Pastimes
Bryan enjoys:
 * Call of Duty
 * LoL
 * DotA 2
 * Cheating
 * Eating Empanadas

Notable History
On Tuesday, February 3, 2015 at approximately 11:09pm, Bryan attempted to alter Adam's speech through intricate, subconscious cheating algotrithms. The attempt failed and Bryan had suffered from a severe swag decrease, landing his power level at -700.

On Wednesday, February 4, 2015 at approximately 7:00pm, Bryan was caught stalking Kyle on the internet. The event led to Bryan losing 100 more swag, putting his power level at -800.